Rants and Raves From The Mind of A Complete Lunatic

Due to the enormous amounts of crazy, meth fueled tweets last night, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Mama Milky Titties PR quit on her again. In between ranting like a lunatic about how her album appropriately drops April Fool's Day, offering her breast milk to random strangers and asking her band of lunatics if they'd want to marry her, she managed to look like even more of a jackass than usual when she decided an article claiming the governor of California thought she was hot. This same article claims China owns New Jersey. Wow!!! All this time I, as a resident of New Jersey, was laboring under the delusion that my state was still a part of the United States and was still covered under the same constitutional rights that the state has had since it was established!! Thank you, Midget Attention Whorebag, for bringing this to my attention.
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In addition to letting us know we were no longer an actual country, Tila also informed us of her influence on her nephew. Her 3 year old nephew now goes straight for the bikini pics when his mother takes him to Barnes and Nobles. His mother must be sooo proud!!! Nothing like walking around Toys-R-Us with a bipolar drug addict in hooker wear to influence your child for the better!!!

Also, as some of you may have predicted SHE DID HAVE A MISCARRIAGE. Well, according to every known fact of medical science, this would take at the very least three months. Of course, that's for women who don't have multiple STD's and who haven't been on drugs most of their lives. But of course, us idiot haters should have just KNOWN that. After all, we're all secretly psychic!!
 

Then she claims to have written a blog to clear up all those pesky darn pregnancy questions. The link she posts goes directly to her hot spot blog/imaginary life page. Which, because Tila loves her fans oh so very much.....DOES NOT HAVE A BLOG ABOUT HER PREGNANCY!! Way to go a-hole!! But it does mention that, for the 458705845 time, she's STARTING FRESH AND BRAND NEW WITH YET ANOTHER TWITTER PAGE!!! Oh boy, you know when she says that it's gonna be TOTALLY different from the last time she said it. I mean this time she'll maybe, probably, more than likely NOT mean it.

However, it was the precious little gemstone of an article below it that really caught my eye. It's a video of her attending the "Get Free Shitshow" at the Oscar's. You can actually see the little crackhead in all her druggie glory getting all tweaked out at the thought of free shit to sell at her garage sale. Notice, though, how her publicist ISN'T there... looks like nobody has a shot in hell at keeping her crazy thought bubbles from invading the internet and media.

Of course, our favorite little media whore doesn't just stop there... She goes on to once against exploit Casey's death by posting a video she and the people she hired to pose as friends made for her. This is, of course, after she explains she isn't marrying her "baby dada" because he tried to use her for money and after explaining to her legion of morons that she was serious when she asked one of her 4 fans to marry her. Yup, true love that is. I know I define true love as being able to let go 4 days after my fiancee dies and offer to marry a guy I'm trying to pretend is my baby daddy, explain in detail the specifics of how I am in bed, all while saying that I'm doing it for my deceased fiancee.

So, all in all, this was just another regular day for Ms. Milk Titties. I'd like to thank everyone for coming on this crazy train with me, and hope you're around to watch it run itself off the tracks.

UPDATE!!!!: A fellow member of the Tila Resistance managed to capture this screen shot of her pregnancy blog, which in typical Tila fashion was posted and the almost immediately deleted.  As usual, everyone's predictions came true... she DID have a miscarriage when she was attacked viciously by a chair and now she is pregnant yet again with another baby, this one conceived with IVF... Oh, Tila...you are so predictable!